Odd moment in the elevator today...Leave a meeting in one building to go back to my office in another, hop in the elevator. Two floors down someone else gets in, he almost startles me cause he looks very much like Remis Lupin, the werewolf in Harry Potter.He then says to me, in crazy mutter-speak, "Wow, you look just like Tiger Woods, except your shirt is green not red." WOW...is he blind? First of all, my shirt was grey. So basically I was wearing black dress pants today, but lemme break it down to contast me vs Tiger.
Me: 5'6" tall, white male, gray shirt, blank pants, loves cock
Tiger: 6'2" tall, black male, various Nike shirts, black pants, only dates white chicks
Yup...only have the black pants thing in common.
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