Reasons Why I'm Gay (II)

...Women are so friggin gullible! One of my favorite websites is Landover Baptist Church. If you haven't read it, you will shit your pants laughing (especially if you're an atheist). The concept is that its a satire on ultra-conservative baptists churches. However, there is one part of the website where people write emails to the supposed "Pastor"...many of which are complaints about the "church's" intolerance. Notice that 85% of the emails are from women. Why? Cause they're so friggin dumb that they don't realize the humor/satire of the site. I attribute the remaining 15% of emails from men to the fact that they have their Bibles shoved so far up their asses that they cant think correctly...most likely because Bible anal insertion requires A LOT of poppers...just ask GCC.