
Like all [gay] men, I'd like them to look like this...

However, I know that's not a possibility. Why? Exhibit A:

I made this cake exactly 40 hours ago. No one besides me has eaten any of the cake. In fact, 1/2 of the cake was eaten in 24 hours. These binging habits are why I never buy baking goods...I love them, and gorge them all too rapidly and solitarily.
Calories = 3100
Grams of fat = 80
1 comment:
You could always try this: Six-pack surgery
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