Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Beer DOES come in 4-packs

Currently, my abs look like this...



Like all [gay] men, I'd like them to look like this...




















However, I know that's not a possibility. Why? Exhibit A:















I made this cake exactly 40 hours ago. No one besides me has eaten any of the cake. In fact, 1/2 of the cake was eaten in 24 hours. These binging habits are why I never buy baking goods...I love them, and gorge them all too rapidly and solitarily.
Calories = 3100
Grams of fat = 80