Showing posts with label why I'm gay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label why I'm gay. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Reasons Why I'm Gay (III)

Wives are so fucking annoying.

As I was standing at the back of the line for my flight from DCA to FLL on Dec 19th, I was next to a couple on their way to Puerto Rico (we were all on the same flight to FL). The line was the entire length of Terminal A at DCA (the old part), and we only had 1 hour until takeoff. I wasn't worried since the airline was not about to close the gate on us, with 3/4 of the passengers still in line for their only flight of the morning. But no...the wife next to me was freakin out. "We should've never flown Spirit", "Lets just leave", "I really just want to leave". She obviously had 1. never flown before or 2. is a complete retard and waste of oxygen. My vote is on #2. The big black girl (the type who loves her gays) and I just starred at each other, obviously both sharing the desire to strangle a bitch. I think the husband was also resisting that temptation--obviously he's a castrated, non-Aries.

Eventually she wore her husband down enough (when there were only 15 people ahead of us) to just leave without even trying to make the flight. That means they just threw away $500. At least if the gate closed while they were trying to check in, they would've received some sort of voucher. Nope.

Fuckin chicks!

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Reasons Why I'm Gay (II)

...Women are so friggin gullible! One of my favorite websites is Landover Baptist Church. If you haven't read it, you will shit your pants laughing (especially if you're an atheist). The concept is that its a satire on ultra-conservative baptists churches. However, there is one part of the website where people write emails to the supposed "Pastor"...many of which are complaints about the "church's" intolerance. Notice that 85% of the emails are from women. Why? Cause they're so friggin dumb that they don't realize the humor/satire of the site. I attribute the remaining 15% of emails from men to the fact that they have their Bibles shoved so far up their asses that they cant think correctly...most likely because Bible anal insertion requires A LOT of poppers...just ask GCC.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Reasons Why I'm Gay

...Cause women will spend 5 minutes searching around in their purse for exact change while there's a line at the register.